OK, so getting my period on Sunday night wasn't the whole story. I did a pregnancy test Friday on my way home from work.
I was feeling so tired, so put-my-head-on-the-desk-at-work-can't-drag-my-ass-out-of-bed-in-the-morning tired that I really thought that I might be pregnant. I didn't want to use a possible pregnancy as a reason to sit on my ass all weekend.
So I tested. And it was negative. And as I looked at the stark whiteness where a pink line should be I thought, "That would make an interesting paint color...'negative pregnancy test white.'"
Which made me wonder about the other colors of infertility:
Pre-Natal Vitamin Urine Neon Yellow
Injection Bruise Blue
Menstrual Spotting Pink
On Sunday morning I figured out why I was so tired. I woke up with a terrible sore throat, a headache, and an achy body. I'm feeling much better now.
...Now I know all of you can come up with more colors...